tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11007727703463394292011-07-07T16:24:40.065-07:00Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.comBlogger1181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-33634387162385946222010-04-18T20:39:00.000-07:002010-04-18T20:42:10.116-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Mientras más altas, más sonsas, ¿no? Parece que no les llegara oxígeno al cerebro...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">- Carmencita, orgullosa de su metro y cuarto</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3363438716238594622?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-92231328357074968962010-04-11T11:58:00.000-07:002010-04-11T17:24:04.183-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">En el país de los tiburones, la presa no se comparte.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> Alessia Yzú, de cacería</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-9223132835707496896?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-23989021692785982872009-07-10T18:10:00.000-07:002009-07-10T18:12:57.536-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Raúl: Oh, pensé que era alguien especial</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gisela: No, en realidad eres un </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">cliché</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-Gisela Vargas, freudeando</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2398902169278598287?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-57540162960405071132009-07-10T18:09:00.000-07:002009-07-10T18:10:43.902-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Lope de Vega lideró un movimiento de independencia en 1813</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-Algún descerebrado alumno de Blanca Revoredo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5754016296040507113?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-17431067900823220632009-07-10T18:04:00.000-07:002009-07-10T18:09:03.139-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Prácticamente me dijo en mi cara que era mano de obra barata</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-Carmencita, indignada</span><a id="publishButton" class="cssButton" href="javascript:void(0)" target="" onclick="if (this.className.indexOf(&quot;ubtn-disabled&quot;) == -1) {var e = document['stuffform'].publish;(e.length) ? 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Te dejo mi palabra, escrita si quieres.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-Ina Schmidt, mujer de palabra.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1742074771755462456?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-10577266654857761172009-07-10T17:36:00.000-07:002009-07-10T17:38:25.753-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Dios se vengó de mi porque soy ateo</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">-David Jenss, vio la luz</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1057726665485776117?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-34098688981388183932009-07-10T17:34:00.000-07:002009-07-10T17:36:02.111-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Ojala y no tengas un canuto por oreja</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">- Mónica Takey, la esperanza es lo último que se pierde</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3409868898138818393?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-82258014013979836562009-07-10T17:32:00.000-07:002009-07-10T17:33:45.103-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Yo estaba sobrio hasta que me emborracharon</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">- Thor Morante, tautológicamente sobrio</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-8225801401397983656?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-64821157362690223812009-07-10T17:27:00.000-07:002009-07-10T17:31:56.840-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">El turquesa es el nuevo negro</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">- Sandra Osterloh, gurú de la moda</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6482115736269022381?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-67765083574892377122009-01-17T12:07:00.000-08:002009-01-17T12:08:18.779-08:00Tú eres el YODA de la organización del tiempo<br /><br />- Sufior, flattering me....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6776508357489237712?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-76965007663139837862009-01-16T16:33:00.000-08:002009-01-16T16:38:10.401-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Sólo quiero que sepan que cuando hablamos de guerra, en realidad estamos hablando de paz" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Washington 18 de junio del 2002</em><br /><br />"Nuestros enemigos son innovadores e ingeniosos, pero nosotros también. No cesan nunca de pensar en cómo dañar a nuestro país y a nuestro pueblo. Nosotros tampoco".</span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Washington, 5 de agosto de 2004</span></em><br /><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">"Cuando hice campaña en 2000, dije 'quiero ser un presidente de guerra'. Nadie quiere ser un presidente de guerra, pero yo lo soy". </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Iowa, 26 de octubre de 2006</em><br /><br />"Sé que el ser humano y los peces pueden convivir pacíficamente" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Michigan, 29 de septiembre de 2000</em><br /><br />"Demasiados buenos doctores están abandonando su profesión. Demasiados ginecólogos ya no pueden practicar su amor con las mujeres de este país" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Missouri, 6 de septiembre de 2004</em><br /><br />"Sería un error de parte del Senado de EE.UU. consentir que salga de esa Cámara cualquier clase de clonación humana" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Washington, 10 de abril de 2002<br /></em><br />"Gracias, Su Santidad. Qué discurso bárbaro" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Washington, 16 de abril de 2008, ante el Papa Benedicto XVI</em><br /><br />"Puedo oírlos. Todo el mundo puede oírlos. Y aquellos que destruyeron estos edificios pronto van a oírnos" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Nueva York, 14 de septiembre de 2001<br /></em><br />"Quiero justicia. En el viejo Oeste acostumbraba a haber un cartel que decía: 'Se busca. Vivo o muerto'" </span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Washington, 17 de septiembre de 2001</em><br /><br />"Todas las naciones del mundo deben tomar una decisión. O están con nosotros, o están con los terroristas" </span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Washington, 20 de septiembre de 2001</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7696500766313983786?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-29037302103562385082009-01-11T10:57:00.001-08:002009-01-11T10:57:57.794-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡Nosotras no nos depilamos! =)</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Curioso grafitti en Miraflores</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2903730210356238508?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-20585603151353959342009-01-11T10:53:00.000-08:002009-01-11T10:55:47.791-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¿Cuál era esa colonia de <strong>Veronica's Secret </strong>que querías?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Raúl, con falta de touch femenino</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2058560315135395934?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-66863039038894395432009-01-10T19:51:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:53:22.615-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¿No has escuchado el dicho «Cree en Dios, pero deja tu carro con seguro»? Yo creo en eso.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Thor, devoto.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6686303903889439543?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-83590871284831459542009-01-10T19:48:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:51:27.337-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Se nos prenden como moscas... ¿quién es la caca? ¿tú o yo?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita, sweeter than honey</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-8359087128483145954?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-22591723858078927352009-01-10T19:45:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:48:18.400-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Carmen: Dios, me duele la espalda horrible...</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">Raúl: ¿y cómo te duele bonito?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmen, in pain</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2259172385807892735?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-11567200300795525172009-01-10T19:44:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:45:51.980-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">A Rebecca, que me inició al neoliberalismo</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>- Jürgen Habermas, bien por ti...</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1156720030079552517?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-14947436491994125522009-01-10T19:42:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:44:26.188-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Piensa... si es que te estoy pidiendo mucho, me avisas.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita, particularmente amable</span> </em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1494743649199412552?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-52539926036028665672009-01-10T19:41:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:42:45.510-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¿Cómo lo has encontrado? ¡Debo ser una bestia buscando!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Renzo, no te negare nothing at all</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5253992603602866567?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-14206289116823579742009-01-10T19:40:00.000-08:002009-01-11T10:56:26.190-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Si me jalan, ¡es arreglado!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Raquel Arias, confiada en sus aptitudes</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1420628911682357974?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-24304791408285968632009-01-10T19:39:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:40:32.880-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡La maldita me metió la aguja como si fuera su ex-marido!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita y sus discrepancias metodológicas con el sector salud</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2430479140828596863?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-51000126192643015082009-01-10T19:38:00.001-08:002009-01-10T19:39:10.656-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Rubia, "bonita" y chinche.... ¡adivina quién es!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, charadas</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5100012619264301508?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-75031129698309769452009-01-10T19:37:00.001-08:002009-01-10T19:38:03.286-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Carmen, ¿me puedes hacer feliz?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Raúl, innovando en la manera de pedir favores :)</span> </em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7503112969830976945?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-36226737481044502712009-01-10T19:35:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:37:01.554-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Esos de ahí, que están ahí..</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita, con problemas de expresión</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3622673748104450271?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-27949702800585291042009-01-10T19:30:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:35:41.999-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Si el libro es chiquito, debe ser para niños, ¿no?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Renzo Saravia, observador innato</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2794970280058529104?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-27892230845321135152009-01-10T19:26:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:30:00.471-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Que no quede huella, que no, que no... que no quede hueeeellaaaa.... ♪</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, ella baila sola...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2789223084532113515?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-49858767182850299962009-01-10T19:23:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:26:06.047-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">En la biblioteca, para hablar, se surrura</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Julián Echandía... buscando la hilación</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4985876718285029996?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-17075365834460732592009-01-10T19:21:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:23:46.704-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Raúl: ¿Qué pecado habremos cometido? Sólo quiero domesticarlos</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">Carmen: Si los domesticas, te jodes</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmen y Raúl, pensando cómo amaestrar a los alumnos</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1707536583446073259?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-5430775414057097452009-01-10T19:20:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:21:38.495-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Voy a tirarme un pedo. Si suena, no huele. Si no suena, te jodiste</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, amenaza biológica</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-543077541405709745?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-71060915321022287232009-01-10T19:19:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:20:28.570-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡Tienes la cabeza deforme como los Chachapoyas!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, aún dudo si fue un cumplido</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7106091532102228723?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-55925234690839751062009-01-10T19:11:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:19:10.098-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Todo hombre es humano mientras no ha hablado</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Raúl, filosofando</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5592523469083975106?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-20481851339926398102009-01-10T19:09:00.000-08:002009-01-10T19:11:10.179-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">- A los enemigos, ¡ni agua!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">Mayra... mostrando los dientes</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2048185133992639810?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-8937968675380233512008-12-21T15:30:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:31:36.105-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Hay que prostituir nuestras inteligencias</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Marlene, necesitada de dinero</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-893796867538023351?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-31499782943624584532008-12-21T15:29:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:30:25.884-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡Qué tal yuxtaposición!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Marlene, apreciando una pareja de enamorados en un parque</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3149978294362458453?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-14310682240180595052008-12-21T15:28:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:29:29.656-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡Qué territorial que te pones!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Marlene, muy observadora</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1431068224018059505?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-39016934496265737972008-12-21T15:27:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:28:45.414-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Mmm... ¿y si vamos a robar pollos?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Marlene, mente criminal en acción</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3901693449626573797?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-9178811267136107962008-12-21T15:26:00.001-08:002008-12-21T15:27:15.613-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Y esa chiquita, Anne Frank, ¿se casó?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Anónimo, por el propio bien de la desubicada</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-917881126713610796?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-13572347376606222142008-12-21T15:25:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:26:12.488-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">No se llama hipocrecia, se llama inteligencia social</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Raúl, protegiendo sus intereses</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1357234737660622214?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-70618152280722276412008-12-21T15:23:00.001-08:002008-12-21T15:24:27.675-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">No sé qué miércoles tiene que ver un chinito con el vinifan</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita... jai!</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7061815228072227641?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-17613008102642650742008-12-21T15:21:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:23:18.892-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">No me sigas que yo también estoy perdido.</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Singular inscripción en una combi... ¡con razón tantos accidentes!</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1761300810264265074?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-51948592005039641982008-12-21T15:19:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:21:15.290-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¿Quejas? Con el Papa</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita y Raúl, leones entre cristianos</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5194859200503964198?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-67159457285672360892008-12-21T15:18:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:19:46.490-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¡Exacto! Ésa es la pregunta... cuál es la relación entre tu cerebro y lo que hablas!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita uncensored :) </span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6715945728567236089?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-34411447317322964372008-12-21T15:17:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:18:11.305-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Qué frustrante es que estés aquí y no me alimentes</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, quejándose de la falta de comida</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3441144731732296437?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-47786057773860998122008-12-21T15:16:00.001-08:002008-12-21T15:17:01.377-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Deja tu alma en el water y jalas, ¿¿ya??</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, algo emocionada.. ya no me acuerdo qué hice.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4778605777386099812?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-78479497705486019792008-12-21T15:14:00.000-08:002008-12-21T15:15:50.173-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Somos unos putitos... nos reímos con todo el mundo!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, justificando nuestra actitud</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7847949770548601979?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-30373852301726905542008-07-05T10:11:00.000-07:002008-07-05T10:15:09.814-07:00La luz es como una araña encerrada en una burbuja<br /><br />Julio <em>flasheado.</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3037385230172690554?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ArGoShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03429162697554055856noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-71438955998619607082007-12-23T11:47:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:51:23.534-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Es que soy muy suceptible a la falta de O<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:78%;">2</span><span style="font-size:100%;">"</span></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Marianita, comprensible estando en exámenes...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7143895599861960708?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-41734811626733145302007-12-23T11:46:00.001-08:002007-12-23T11:47:08.877-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ahí está la gramática chéveremente explicada"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Frau Sabla, en onda...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4173481162673314530?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-7573219309175532322007-12-23T11:44:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:45:44.902-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ay, me duele la cara de ser tan hermosa"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, guapa.... guapatearte la cara!</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-757321930917553232?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-31451148252503064162007-12-23T11:42:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:44:31.448-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Estoy un 70% segura de que le entregué el libro, pero ¿qué me hago con mi 70%?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, dubitativa.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3145114825250306416?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-39968410489286193592007-12-23T11:41:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:42:53.466-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Esta vez no te <span style="color:#ccffff;">contradeciré</span>, Carmencita"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Raúl, bien ahí con el español...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3996841048928619359?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-36032302458573155692007-12-23T11:37:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:40:27.167-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¡Ya un viernes a las 3pm el respeto no existe!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, con hambre.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3603230245857315569?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-19199255859309390902007-12-23T11:36:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:37:44.211-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Si al hombre se le atribuye la hombría, ¿qué se le atribuye a la mujer?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Raúl, quemando.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1919925585930939090?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-1826134251916586852007-12-23T11:34:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:36:18.258-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¡Dios mío! ¡Esa voz! Podrías trabajar de locutor en el Club de los gatos enamorados..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, aún no se si fue un cumplido...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-182613425191658685?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-54752181073263707532007-12-23T11:32:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:34:32.037-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Qué bueno que te vayas de vacaciones. Mandarás mínimo un rayito de sol, ¿no?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Carmencita, enviar fruta está</em> out!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5475218107326370753?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-72592184921397529882007-12-23T11:30:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:32:04.122-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Carmen: "¿Por qué mueren los píxeles?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;">Ursula: "Por los años..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita y Ursula, una peor que la otra</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7259218492139752988?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-10702088619586927702007-12-23T11:28:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:30:16.064-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Poco a poco me siento como en casa... Esta biblioteca cada vez se parece más a mi cuarto."</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Raúl, como en casa</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1070208861958692770?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-85298436116112044112007-12-23T11:27:00.001-08:002007-12-23T11:28:46.113-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Pero este libro está en alemán... ¿No tienen una versión para <em>dummies</em>?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Ya no me acuerdo quién fue, pero tenía muy alta el autoestima...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-8529843611611204411?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-44521725767502217132007-11-14T14:11:00.000-08:002007-11-14T14:14:54.581-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ojalá que haya otro terremoto para que vuelva a haber un concierto así"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, ohne Kommentäre...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4452172576750221713?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-34485687783592434182007-11-14T14:09:00.000-08:002007-11-14T14:11:24.958-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¿Anna Karenina no era la hija de los zares? Ah, no... esa era Anastacia, ¿no?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Raúl, quemando...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3448568778359243418?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-80080941253599356412007-11-07T13:03:00.000-08:002007-11-07T13:09:43.036-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Yo he seguido como una oveja todo lo que me han dicho"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Luis Landa, crédulo entre incrédulos</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-8008094125359935641?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-63148887415252527702007-11-07T12:59:00.000-08:002007-11-07T13:02:54.393-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Te estás mojando la canoa"<br /><br /><em>-Carmencita, nunca me deja ser...... d-L-b</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6314888741525252770?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-65210367439397563112007-11-07T12:57:00.000-08:002007-12-23T11:50:54.856-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"A quien se le vayan los ojos, se los arranco!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita, metiendo miedo</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6521036743939756311?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-25927664982591066612007-11-07T12:55:00.000-08:002007-11-07T12:57:04.388-08:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Tengo hambre. Robaremos y si nos pillan, huiremos; y si nos chapan, lloraremos."</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmen, pirañita</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2592766498259106661?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-69047531883095279542007-10-28T20:56:00.000-07:002007-10-28T20:57:45.508-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">Raúl: "Cuida tus espaldas, Carmen"<br />Carmen: "Uff... felizmente que sólo tengo una"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, me canceló</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6904753188309527954?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-67423043017337762062007-10-28T09:04:00.000-07:002007-10-28T09:08:05.813-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ay, brother... estoy bien <em>Nicolas Cage..."</em></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Joao y la rica jerga ABI</span> </em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6742304301733776206?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-91345938726303299332007-10-28T09:02:00.000-07:002007-10-28T09:04:48.306-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ya pues, chicos. ¿Cómo no van a saber si es una pregunta de <strong><em>concecto</em></strong>?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Zoila, no sé si no respondieron por no saber la respuesta o por no entender la pregunta</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-9134593872630329933?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-4968679353200170602007-10-28T09:00:00.000-07:002007-10-28T09:02:20.466-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Si tú eres un pingüino, tienes que adaptarte estructuralmente al frío, cierto?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Zoila, se le congeló el conocimiento</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-496867935320017060?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-65137344447727592382007-10-28T08:58:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:59:58.980-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Señorita, agrúpese a uno de los grupos"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Zoila, para enseñar en una Facultad de Letras, hay que saber expresarse</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6513734444772759238?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-37476331015365566842007-10-28T08:56:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:57:47.936-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Emigración significa que una población emigra a otras zonas de mayores cosas"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Zoila Segura, quemando...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-3747633101536556684?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-53683870280967171042007-10-28T08:53:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:55:57.178-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Pongamos un ejemplo, el lobo sería el depredador y la caperucita roja sería la presa..."</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Zoila Segura, pintoresca profesora de la URP</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5368387028096717104?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-66520543709035801592007-10-28T08:51:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:53:16.269-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Noooo... se me murió un pixel!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, en el ápice del dramatismo</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6652054370903580159?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-63457194995934909162007-10-28T08:50:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:51:56.696-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Trabajar en esta biblioteca es como volver a nacer... Estos chiquitos piensan que uno ha nacido ayer, no?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Yo, riéndome de un par de plajeritos</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6345719499593490916?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-4473993115790573532007-10-28T08:48:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:50:25.859-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Carmen, ¿sigues en la primavera de tu vida o ya entraste al otoño?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Fernando Quintanilla... en este caso, preguntarle directamente la edad hubiera sonado mil veces mejor...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-447399311579057353?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-58372437651999107062007-10-28T08:46:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:48:18.646-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ya me había dado cuenta... ¿Tú tienes terror al vacío, no?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, criticando mi afán de llenar por completo un mural</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5837243765199910706?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-50403586776401613122007-10-28T08:43:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:46:17.508-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">¿Canchita light? ¿¿Es frito al seco??</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Raúl... desconcertado después de probarla</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5040358677640161312?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-79575742231740216042007-10-28T08:41:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:43:07.029-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Me acuerdo que a una de mis gatas le pusieron <strong>colorina</strong> porque era una gata de la vida alegre"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, contándome la vida de uno de sus 30 gatos</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7957574223174021604?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-64101045977749160562007-10-28T08:39:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:41:22.002-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Somos hermanos gemelos, nos volveremos a encontrar algún día y nos reconoceremos por el sello"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Ursula, después de clases de alemán, probablemente</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6410104597774916056?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-8660497378124869702007-10-28T08:35:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:39:28.438-07:00<span style="color:#000000;">"Gracias a Dios que tienes sólo dos manos porque no las sabes usar Agradece a Diositoque no te hizo pulpo sino hubieras sido discriminado por la sociedad pulpística"<br /><br /><em>- Carmencita, discriminándome</em></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-866049737812486970?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-79630559304015588482007-10-28T08:34:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:35:40.739-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"A veces, pensándolo, mi vida es como una ecuación, un problema sin resolver"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmencita y sus pensamientos cartesianos...</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7963055930401558848?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-41811731819579398132007-10-28T08:31:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:34:09.162-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Creo que voy a ser <em>Agnes de Dios </em>parte II"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, viendo muchas novelas últimamente</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4181173181957939813?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-25843551159110574522007-10-28T08:30:00.000-07:002007-10-28T08:31:43.696-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"A correr, a correr, como gacelas en celo!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carolina, algo emocionada con sus clases</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2584355115911057452?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-50853102865544246702007-09-13T18:42:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:44:25.534-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Sólo dilo... dilo... dilo... hasta que las palabras pierdan sentido y se vuelvan graciosas"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carlitos... sigue buscando un profesor de oratoria</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5085310286554424670?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-84541130264950975852007-09-13T18:41:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:42:08.228-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Es que necesito azúcar en el cerebro!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Marianita, alegrándonos el día a Carmen y a mi</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-8454113026495097585?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-49316028875281335502007-09-13T18:39:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:40:24.077-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Ich wollte nur mir die putzen zu Zähnen"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>-Carmencita, peor que</em> el Chavo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4931602887528133550?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-43891737871919921632007-09-13T18:38:00.001-07:002007-09-13T18:39:07.499-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"El viejo está libro"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, con hambre</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-4389173787191992163?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-56833985082592669032007-09-13T18:28:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:36:00.380-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¿¿Me has visto cara de emisor o qué??"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carlos, indignado con mi silencio</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5683398508259266903?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-3135267369459835242007-09-13T18:26:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:28:02.557-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¿De qué sirve un golpe si no es bajo?"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Sufior, algo agresiva</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-313526736945983524?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-56894500456666363912007-09-13T18:25:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:26:21.217-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Estoy amargo con el lunes 10 de setiembre"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carlos, canalizando su cólera</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5689450045666636391?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-19178089125912609582007-09-13T18:22:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:25:11.221-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Tienes inteligencia espacial porque eres del espacio"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Paito, desubicada como siempre</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-1917808912591260958?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-768007589313832482007-09-13T18:08:00.000-07:002007-09-13T18:10:12.248-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">A tirar, a tirar, que en el 2012 el mundo se va a acabar...!</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carlos, evidentemente emocionado</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-76800758931383248?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-2297088044947719712007-09-07T11:57:00.000-07:002007-09-07T12:00:37.100-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Tu » seguridad « me vuelve loca!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">Carmen, que no me tiene paciencia....</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-229708804494771971?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-74870551750836417502007-09-07T11:49:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:57:21.272-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"¿Y no hay un -Margarita Cabrera- para enamoradas?</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmen, buscando la autosuperación</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-7487055175083641750?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-29288809884972938012007-09-07T11:48:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:49:19.280-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Me sentí una muetra gratis!"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmencita, que es flaquita como yo, pero no es para tanto, pues!</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-2928880988497293801?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-62681688244730659212007-09-07T11:39:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:48:17.042-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Tengo un conejo atravesado"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">-Carmen, __________</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-6268168824473065921?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1100772770346339429.post-58119428415682316562007-09-07T11:22:00.000-07:002007-09-07T11:38:24.608-07:00<span style="color:#ffffff;">"Estoy a 500 mil glóbulos rojos de ser normal"</span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ffffff;"></span><br /><em><span style="color:#ffffff;">- Carmen, anémica.</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1100772770346339429-5811942841568231656?l=post-eridad.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Almacerohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16333956750340093085noreply@blogger.com0